Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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