she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
