Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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