Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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