Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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