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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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