Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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