Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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