question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
