summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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