We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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