Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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