I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize