After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
