90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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