We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize