Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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