nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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