Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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