i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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