piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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