Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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