doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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