his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
