Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
where are my eyebrows?
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