i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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