It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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