Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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