I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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