He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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