STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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