oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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