If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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