i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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