we're blogging at a bar
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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