I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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