took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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