what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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