when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you would pick up someone in the library
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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