in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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