im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize