U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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