Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We are all done wearing pants today
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
