You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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