He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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