Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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