He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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