i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
