i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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