no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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