Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize