he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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