After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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