Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Randomize
