i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
