Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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