Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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