I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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