Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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