BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
