i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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