I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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