it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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