Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
