so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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